Lots of times when I listen to really cute love songs, or rap-ish songs about a hott girl, I pretend the song is about me.

Someone told me that when you have the hiccups it means someone is thinking about you. and then I kill off brain cells to get rid of them by holding my breath.

all last night instead of sleeping, I was filling ice cream orders in my head. fabulous.

I like to conserve land fill space by packing all my trash into my cup and then throwing it away

Working art disney gives me a great advantage. If I forget someone's name, it's not such a big deal because we're all required to wear name tags. :)

Sign you are a dad that loves your daughter: you're carrying a pink dora bagpack around disney world.

when you are literally 7 feet tall you should not stand up in the front of the sidewalk in front of everyone to watch the parade. I mean com'n really? courtesy.

At what point in a relationship is it acceptable to tell your partner that they have a booger in their nose?

no one should wear muscle or cut shirts except a.c. slater. especially not fat people.

So if a black cat crosses your path it's bad luck. what if a white cat crosses your path, what is that?

I'm working to midnight since I started after 3. So I'm getting a little sleepy, but I've got about two more hours of work. but I'm glad I got to go to chruch.

So I've had several guests ask if the bucket is for soda. like seriously? that would be a disgusting amount of soda! ewww!

what is it about small children and money that they feel like they must fold it into the smallest shape possible before handing it to me?

Florida weather SUCKS! I thought it was supposed to be sunny here!

Apparently, the man who did the voice of eeyore also did the voice of optimus prime. cool eh?

Alright ponderers, here's my question. Why do we have fingernails? To protect that soft skin underneath? but without them, that skin wouldn't need protecting..

After a long day at work, when I finally get a chance to sit down, my legs and feet just tingle all over! Man my job gets tiring!

When I'm bored at work, I like to play this game called american or not. I look at the next guest in line and try to guess if they're american. I'm wrong a lot.

sometimes when I'm sitting on the bus, I like to guess about the lives of the people around me. but today I thought, I wonder what they would guess about me?

I miss my car. :(

so, enviornmentalists must hate the sport of racing. landfills filling up with old tires and the emissions from those cars driving around in circles.

here's little message to test if my phone is posting right... can anyone read this?