Thursday, November 18, 2010

so I saw the temp would reach 65 today, so I wore flip flops!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Is pocket fuzz biodegradable?

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Pet Peeve

Okay, so most people would think that my biggest pet peeve would be something to do with grammar, but I rag on people about that unless they send me something in a text. Then I'm like "com'n everyone texts so fast these days, is it really shorter to say UR instead of your?" (don't even get me started on your vs. you're)
Anyway, no my biggest pet peeve is shopping carts!
Not that they're so bad themselves, I really appreciate the fact that I don't have to carry everything around at the grocery store. No it's when people leave them all over in the parking lot and don't return them to the store or designated return areas! It's the worst when I go to pull into a parking spot, and then halfway in, I have to pull back out or get out of my car because someone has left a cart in the spot!
Ugh, I hate it!

No E's Allowed


A girl was standing in the road, trying to catch a small toad, chasing it along as it was hopping by. And a truck ran the toad down and *squish* no more toad! Poor tiny girl, now has nothing to do, and got gum stuck on a foot in a boot and said, "oh shoot!"

Fabulous Women


If I had a day to be a celeb, I would want to be glamorous! It's a toss up between Audrey Hepburn and Julie Andrews. They are both just fabulous women with such style, grace, and charm!

Me, Neighborly? Not so much!


We're terrible neighbors. I don't think we've met any of our neighbors that don't go to church with us. I'm not even sure I ever even *seen* our neighbors on the one side. We just know they have a baby because we can hear it cry sometimes.

One Body Part I'd Change

Hip

I have inherited the Hjorth family thighs. Which connect to my Mormon-wife child bearing hips. I wouldn't mind losing those!

Friday, March 12, 2010

pez

Today the parking lot I walked through smelled like Pez. Which is a peculiar smell to say the least. So different from the smell of smarties, but still kinda the same... and suddenly I wanted to eat a rectangular candy from the gaping hole below some cartoon's face.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

A TV haiku about Psych

Faking psych powers, 
Solving crimes with buddy Gus, 
Look for Pineapples

I can't say 'no' to salespeople


I have the hardest time saying no to sales people. I just feel so bad saying no just outright so I try to beat around the bush, which sometimes leads me to buying crap I don't want or need. All because I'm trying to be nice.

Salt Creek: Now that's a body of water

I stay warm with cuddling


I would have to say that cuddling up on the couch with a blanket and my Jacob would have to be my favorite way. By myself, it would have to be a mug of hot chocolate in front of a fire place.