byu is great. lots of people dressed up today, and it's not even halloween until tomorrow!

Rainbows

What impacts how big a rainbow is? like how wide the arch is?

being a cast member makes me a creepy guest. I keep trying to talk to people and give them stuff.

Prince charming is eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.

do boys with lip rings realize they have basically decided not to get kissed?

there's a cast member here that doess custodial. and he/she is genesis. but I can't tell if it's a boy or girl? what would you guys guess?

Mormonism a cult? how could an entire religion be a baby horse? :D

I don't know why, but the women on late night radio stations with the smooth sultry voices make me want to strangle someonee? do they bug anyone else that much?

There's this guy more towards the front of the bus and I'm like, ewww he has a bogger hanging from his nose. Turns out it's a nose ring. It's there on purpose.

Why do mosquito bites itch?

I must have a nice looking face. People I don't know always ask for my help or tell me their problems. But then they forget they ever talked to me...

so help me, if one more mosquitto bites me, I'm going to curse out the entire population of insects on the planet.

One day, I'll be good at this

Ice Sculpting: I've seen it done on cruise ships and stuff, but I think mostly it comes down to the movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray. It just seems so cool, and it's really pretty.

I don't get Calculus

math

It's a nightmare! I did my best, and I got some problems right here and there, but I will never fully understand it.

To Do: # 1,297

I just haven't gotten around to it, but I want to find a copy as soon as I can because I've heard it's really incredible. and my friend told me that it was a really inspiring book for her.

This morning a sky writer informed me that Jesus loves me. good to know right?

I helped a little girl today, her name was tequila. no joke. you think her mom named her after what she was drunk on when she was concieved?

I had a strange thought. watching the yellow and white pieces of popcorn spilling out of the kettle, I think popcorn is pretty looking.

after being here since april 28th, I have finally put on a swimming suit! hurray!

I need him more than I thought I do.

Lots of times when I listen to really cute love songs, or rap-ish songs about a hott girl, I pretend the song is about me.

Someone told me that when you have the hiccups it means someone is thinking about you. and then I kill off brain cells to get rid of them by holding my breath.

all last night instead of sleeping, I was filling ice cream orders in my head. fabulous.

I like to conserve land fill space by packing all my trash into my cup and then throwing it away

Working art disney gives me a great advantage. If I forget someone's name, it's not such a big deal because we're all required to wear name tags. :)

Sign you are a dad that loves your daughter: you're carrying a pink dora bagpack around disney world.

when you are literally 7 feet tall you should not stand up in the front of the sidewalk in front of everyone to watch the parade. I mean com'n really? courtesy.

At what point in a relationship is it acceptable to tell your partner that they have a booger in their nose?

no one should wear muscle or cut shirts except a.c. slater. especially not fat people.

So if a black cat crosses your path it's bad luck. what if a white cat crosses your path, what is that?

I'm working to midnight since I started after 3. So I'm getting a little sleepy, but I've got about two more hours of work. but I'm glad I got to go to chruch.

So I've had several guests ask if the bucket is for soda. like seriously? that would be a disgusting amount of soda! ewww!

what is it about small children and money that they feel like they must fold it into the smallest shape possible before handing it to me?

Florida weather SUCKS! I thought it was supposed to be sunny here!

Apparently, the man who did the voice of eeyore also did the voice of optimus prime. cool eh?

Alright ponderers, here's my question. Why do we have fingernails? To protect that soft skin underneath? but without them, that skin wouldn't need protecting..

After a long day at work, when I finally get a chance to sit down, my legs and feet just tingle all over! Man my job gets tiring!

When I'm bored at work, I like to play this game called american or not. I look at the next guest in line and try to guess if they're american. I'm wrong a lot.

sometimes when I'm sitting on the bus, I like to guess about the lives of the people around me. but today I thought, I wonder what they would guess about me?

I miss my car. :(

so, enviornmentalists must hate the sport of racing. landfills filling up with old tires and the emissions from those cars driving around in circles.

here's little message to test if my phone is posting right... can anyone read this?

Pieces of Cardstock with a picture on one side and a note on the other that everyone can read....

Postcards. You pick them up off a stand at your vacation destination to tell the folks back home that you're alive and well and having a much better time than they are, but you're either nice enough that you're still thinking of them, or you're just rubbing it in more. Anyway, (btw a lot of them usually have scantily clad women, what's up with that?)you put a little stamp on it, but there's no spot for a return address, just their address, and then you mail it. But what if there isn't enough postage on it? What do they do with it? throw it away? or mail it anyway? or do they hold it hostage on the other end until you pay that extra one cent?

so all the water here smells and tastes like sulfur. SICK! why? it's so beyond gross. no me gusta.

Why is it that when you're late already everything goes wrong to make you even later, but when you're early you just get earlier?

Neighbors

I HATE!!!!!!! the people upstairs. I dont' know what it is that they do, but it sounds like they're running around doing jumping jacks and dancing late into the night. It makes it hard to sleep, and it's so noisy. and it shakes the walls and stuff. Got any ideas how to deal with this?

QUACK! that means "Oh dear!" in duck.

Did you know ducks have tounges? There was a duck around my wagon today, that has this beak chopped off to one side! it's quick tragic looking... but he has a tounge that pokes out, and he uses it still, to eat popcorn and such! I'll try to get a picture if I can...

so everywhere down here there's these little bugs that like... carry one while the other flies. what are those? and what the heck are they doing?

so.. lol someone just asked to see my book of mormon, and then handed it back and said it looked well used and loved. wahoo! I passed the test. lol

it should be a law that all women over a certain age must wear a bra in public. no excuses. yuck

I know that people get sick of stuff at disney parks, but for me, nothing ever looses magic. no matter how many times I've seen it there's more to experience.

what do people from turkey speak? turkiean?

humidity is sick. I feel gross. and I'm wearing man clothes. and the bus keeps getting full before I can even get on. and I'm tired. lame sauce.

what is it about people with accents that makes you want to talk in an accent back to them?

kneeling buses. they're pretty cool. all about making it easier to get on the bus. are we tooold or fat? oh well. it's nice when you're getting on in a skirt.

so... why would they name a child's character pooh? seems stupid.

why when we said words wrong as kids it was encouraged to the point where we say it because they think it's cute. but then they get concerned if it continues?

okay... so what is it exactly about warm weather at a theme park that makes women dress like total whores? it was quite the shocking revelation after byu.

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Previous Posts

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Lucky Penny

I was walking down the sidewalk today when I saw a penny, sitting on the ground, and I thought to myself, "Find a penny pick it up..." you know the rhyme I'm sure. Well that got me thinking. Why lucky pennies? And why pennies? why not lucky dimes or nickles? or even better, a lucky quarter? why is it that we picked the smallest monetary value to represent luck? Is it the copper-y color that is the closest hue to gold? or is it that pennies are common and cheap, and therefore it is easier for us to get a little luck in our lives? It seems to me, that in this time of economic struggle, we need to re-embrace the penny. And simple (cheap) pleasures. And why is it that the penny must be heads up for it to be lucky? do we love our Abe that much? that we consider his likeness on a tiny piece of copper covered coin to be a lucky token? And what is it about throwing a penny into a pool of water that makes it acceptable to make a wish? I thought I would look around the web to see if I could figure out this little mystery of mine, and I stumbled upon this website about a girl that calls herself the penny preistess... the lucky penny god..needless to say, it's a little... odd for me. Amusing, but I'm not sure how I feel about it. So for now, I'll just pick up the occasional lucky penny, and go about my life.

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