Pet Peeve

Okay, so most people would think that my biggest pet peeve would be something to do with grammar, but I rag on people about that unless they send me something in a text. Then I'm like "com'n everyone texts so fast these days, is it really shorter to say UR instead of your?" (don't even get me started on your vs. you're)
Anyway, no my biggest pet peeve is shopping carts!
Not that they're so bad themselves, I really appreciate the fact that I don't have to carry everything around at the grocery store. No it's when people leave them all over in the parking lot and don't return them to the store or designated return areas! It's the worst when I go to pull into a parking spot, and then halfway in, I have to pull back out or get out of my car because someone has left a cart in the spot!
Ugh, I hate it!

No E's Allowed

Lucky toad, jealous dog

A girl was standing in the road, trying to catch a small toad, chasing it along as it was hopping by. And a truck ran the toad down and *squish* no more toad! Poor tiny girl, now has nothing to do, and got gum stuck on a foot in a boot and said, "oh shoot!"

Fabulous Women

Audrey Hepburn

If I had a day to be a celeb, I would want to be glamorous! It's a toss up between Audrey Hepburn and Julie Andrews. They are both just fabulous women with such style, grace, and charm!

Me, Neighborly? Not so much!

Little Champlain Street, Quebec City, QC, about 1890

We're terrible neighbors. I don't think we've met any of our neighbors that don't go to church with us. I'm not even sure I ever even *seen* our neighbors on the one side. We just know they have a baby because we can hear it cry sometimes.

One Body Part I'd Change

Hip

I have inherited the Hjorth family thighs. Which connect to my Mormon-wife child bearing hips. I wouldn't mind losing those!