Showing posts with label plinky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plinky. Show all posts

Sunday, October 17, 2010

No E's Allowed


A girl was standing in the road, trying to catch a small toad, chasing it along as it was hopping by. And a truck ran the toad down and *squish* no more toad! Poor tiny girl, now has nothing to do, and got gum stuck on a foot in a boot and said, "oh shoot!"

Fabulous Women


If I had a day to be a celeb, I would want to be glamorous! It's a toss up between Audrey Hepburn and Julie Andrews. They are both just fabulous women with such style, grace, and charm!

Me, Neighborly? Not so much!


We're terrible neighbors. I don't think we've met any of our neighbors that don't go to church with us. I'm not even sure I ever even *seen* our neighbors on the one side. We just know they have a baby because we can hear it cry sometimes.

One Body Part I'd Change

Hip

I have inherited the Hjorth family thighs. Which connect to my Mormon-wife child bearing hips. I wouldn't mind losing those!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

A TV haiku about Psych

Faking psych powers, 
Solving crimes with buddy Gus, 
Look for Pineapples

I can't say 'no' to salespeople


I have the hardest time saying no to sales people. I just feel so bad saying no just outright so I try to beat around the bush, which sometimes leads me to buying crap I don't want or need. All because I'm trying to be nice.

Salt Creek: Now that's a body of water

I stay warm with cuddling


I would have to say that cuddling up on the couch with a blanket and my Jacob would have to be my favorite way. By myself, it would have to be a mug of hot chocolate in front of a fire place.